very slow, very small, very stupid

you deserve better. why wouldn't you? who's keeping it from you?

i’m scrabbling through the trash at the bottom of my backpack desperately looking for filthy pills (the pills are ibuprofen i ran out and have a very bad headache)

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(Source: casper-high, via lunaamour)

fruitsoftheweb:

“Dieser Penis-Crashtest-Stoßwagen wurde in LS-Prepost vernetz und mit LS-Dyna berechnet. Viel Spaß beim Anschauen ;-) “

fruitsoftheweb:

Dieser Penis-Crashtest-Stoßwagen wurde in LS-Prepost vernetz und mit LS-Dyna berechnet. Viel Spaß beim Anschauen ;-) “

(via capndiekatze)

oh man simon LOVES baba ghanoush

bolt-carrier-assembly:

cerebralzero:

blackandgoldkeywork:

The “Salvo 12”, a shotgun surpressor by SilencerCo

He fires off 8 or 9 rounds and you don’t hear a single shot. Amazing!

Here’s another video where he explains it a little and uses a different shotgun.

impressive

I want to see this on a Vepr-12 or Saiga-12 SBS

officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

(via jakegyllenhaalelujah)

coketalk:

You know what? Sassy McJean-shorts is fresh out of the gym rocking a killer smile and looking a helluva lot cuter than that birch pole of a supermodel behind her, so fuck it. She wins all of the style points.

god knows you couldn’t have gotten through one fucking comment without body-shaming

(Source: qarcon, via homeless-dad)

I PUT THE MOVIE DOWN AND HE PEED ON IT

simon also does not understand cameras (because he is a rat) View high resolution

simon also does not understand cameras (because he is a rat)

simon does not understand the sociopolitical implications of this movie because he is a rat. View high resolution

simon does not understand the sociopolitical implications of this movie because he is a rat.

gettin’ into dat destiny beta

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