February 2012
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you should remember that you have cancer.and so does everyone you love and everyone that you don’t
your cells are replicating and replicating and eventually they will kill you
my body is a horrible, horrible machine
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life without parole for lending a car →
this is pretty fucked up. dude lends a friend a car, friend kills a chick, dude gets life without parole.
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Georgia Democrats propose limitations on... →
okay this is actually pretty funny.
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the cop asked him who had fingered the minor, and he fingered the minor
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she’s like, so whatever
i’m like, collecting bits of your hair and weaving a doll out of them
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omf nomf nomf delicious melatonin
what can the devil do, now?
what can any of us do?
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every time i hear someone say x all the y or because of reasons or speak in the disjointed manner of those advice animal macros i just think about what it would be like to push my thumbs into their eyes and never ever ever stop
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the only reason that you are ever happy is because that means your brain has found something to briefly distract itself from the fact that you’re a really awful human and you don’t actually like anyone
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every time i try to think of how i can be unique and do something that isn’t totally boring and overdone and retarded the only thing i can come up with is being a really successful and creative murderer.
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shut up about your relationships goddamn
they’re all stupid and both of you are going to die and before that happens the other person will stop loving you. they won’t even like you.
you should just stay in bed.
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god damn it imagine is such a shitty and horrible song
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kid in front of me reading those faggot reddit comics on 9gag with all the stupid faces
i’ll show him, though
i’ll blog about it passive-aggressively
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for some reason i just got a really strong urge to listen to hospice
i hope this doesn’t have anything to do with valentine’s day or my subconscious is awfully morbid
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totally just had my dick somewhere
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrible-reactions-to-chris-brown-at-the-grammys
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/unforgivable-reactions-to-whitney-houstons-de
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-the-fck-is-bon-iver
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/who-is-paul-mccartney
fuck this gay earth
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i don’t get all the kerfuffle
the grammys are to judging music as humpback whales are to judging archery contests
it’s not like they’ll always choose wrong or always choose right, it’s just that they have a complete and total disconnect from merit
(and that’s okay)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_familial_insomnia
this is the worst disease in the world
what happens is you sleep less and less. and eventually you do not sleep at all. and then you go insane from it and die. there is no cure. there is no treatment. you just have to die of not sleeping. it is actually kind of hilarious that there is something this awful that can happen.
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the reason we stumble through life like idiots is because if we stopped to think we would realize that everyone we know hates us and we hate them back
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